CHEF JAMES GRILL

Retro Gaming · Web Audio Synth

Whack-A-Grill (Official Release)

Tap Chef James before he ducks back down! 8-Bit synthesized audio, golden mole 10x points, and +5s chocolate truffle time bonuses.

Civic Tech · Grassroots Action

Unity Civics OS (Supporter Pass)

Decentralized grassroots organizing, 50-state voter tools, 60s video statement booth, and campaign dialer. Works 100% offline.

Apparel

Work Apron (Wearable)

Full-coverage work apron, JG monogram embroidered front and center. This is the one you wear when the kitchen's actually working.

Apparel

Premium Hoodie

Heavyweight fleece pullover, JG monogram on the chest. Baltimore winters don't care about your feelings — this does something about it.

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Heavyweight Sweatpants

Heavyweight fleece sweatpants, JG monogram embroidered on the leg. Bottom half of the uniform for streams that start before sunrise.

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White Ribbed Beanie

Ribbed knit beanie, JG monogram embroidered on the cuff. For the streams that start before the sun's up.

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Poly Scarf

Lightweight poly voile scarf, JG monogram in the corner. Detail piece for when the outfit needs one more thing.

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Classic Tee

Soft, unisex, peace sign front and center. The baseline — everything else is just this shirt with more zippers.

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Crewneck

Classic heavyweight crewneck, peace sign embroidered up front. No zippers, no strings, no nonsense.

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Long-Sleeve Tee

Same soft cotton as the classic tee, peace sign on front, sleeves for the months Baltimore pretends it has seasons.

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Structured Baseball Cap

Structured mid-profile cap, peace sign embroidered front panel. Available in Gold/Navy, Pink/Teal, and Emerald/Neon.

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Classic Chino Dad Cap

Unstructured 100% chino cotton twill, curved visor, brass buckle closure. Available in Pink/Teal, Emerald/Neon, and Gold/Navy.

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Retro Snapback Trucker Cap

Mid-profile structured crown with breathable mesh back and snapback closure. Maximum airflow for warm kitchens and line prep.

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Distressed Vintage Dad Hat

100% enzyme-washed cotton with distressed edge detailing for a broken-in vintage look. Peace sign embroidered front panel.

Kitchen

Travel Mug

15oz insulated stainless, JG monogram on the front. Built for the commute and the 5am prep before service.

Kitchen

White Chef's Apron

Heavy canvas, adjustable neck, peace sign embroidered on the chest. Built for actual service, not a costume.

Kitchen

Navy Chef's Apron

Same heavy canvas build as the white, just navy — peace sign on the chest. Pockets deep enough for a bench scraper and your phone.

Kitchen

Oven Mitts & Pot Holder Set

Heat-resistant, peace sign branded. Grab the tray, save the hand, throw up the peace sign after.

Kitchen

Cutting Board

Solid walnut board, laser-engraved with the peace sign — the unofficial handshake of this whole operation.

Kitchen

Kitchen Towel Set (3-Pack)

Heavyweight cotton kitchen towel, peace sign woven in gold. Actually absorbent — revolutionary, we know.

Kitchen

Ceramic Mug

11oz ceramic, dishwasher safe, peace sign wrapped around the front. Holds coffee and the energy of 3am chocolate tempering.

Kitchen

Pint Glass Set (2-Pack)

16oz pint glass, peace sign etched on front. For the toast after the pop-up sells out.

Home

Cozy Blanket

Sherpa fleece throw blanket, JG monogram in the corner. For the couch or wherever Coffee with Chef gets filmed from.

Home

Throw Pillow

Square throw pillow, peace sign printed front and center. The most decorative thing on this list — no shame in that.

Home

Scented Candle — Chocolate Roulade

Soy candle scented like the chocolate roulade coming out of the kitchen — peace sign on the label.

Home

Coaster Set

Round coasters, peace sign printed front and center. Protects the counter from whatever's steaming or slightly on fire.

Home

Peace Sign Magnet

2" die-cut magnet, full peace sign design. Small, sturdy, sticks to anything metal — including the walk-in.

Home

Peace Sign Yard Sign

18"x24" yard sign, peace sign front and center. For the yard, the pop-up, or wherever needs a little Chef James Grill energy.

Tech

Laptop Sleeve

12" protective laptop sleeve, JG monogram on front. Protects the machine running the whole operation.

Tech

Phone Case

Tough, drop-protective phone case, peace sign on the back. Protects the phone that's live-streaming the whole operation.

Tech

Desk Mouse Pad

Rectangle desk mouse pad, peace sign in the corner. For the command-center setup running the whole empire.

Tech

AirPods Case

Protective AirPods case, peace sign on front. Small, sturdy, easy to spot in a bag.

Outdoor

Stainless Steel Water Bottle

12oz stainless steel bottle, JG monogram etched on front. Keeps drinks cold through a full service.

Outdoor

Stainless Steel Flask

6oz stainless flask, JG monogram engraved on front. For the toast after the pop-up sells out — the classy version.

Outdoor

Canvas Tote Bag

Organic canvas tote, peace sign printed front and center. Big enough for a chocolate order and a laptop.

Outdoor

Enamel Camp Mug

12oz enamel camp mug, peace sign on front. For the trips, the fire pit, and anywhere else off the grid.

Outdoor

Cooler Bag

Insulated cooler bag, peace sign on the front pocket. For the cookout, the beach, the tailgate — wherever the party's headed.

Stationery

Field Notes Journal

Hardcover ruled journal, peace sign on the front. For recipe notes, prep lists, and 3am ideas that need writing down.

Stickers

Sticker Pack — Peace Sign Series

The peace-sign hand, isolated and ready to stick. Same sign that's on the cutting board, now for your laptop or water bottle.